Winsday: Yeehaw! Got to joyride in a Swamp Buggy and a motorcycle that were both armed to the teeth. I think I even saw the King at the Slurp n' Burp. Toosday: Met new folks like Daisy Mae (she's purty). But according to my map, we're gonna have to blast our way through jack o' lope farms and a riverboat as well as a brothel (Bubba can't wait) 'fore we get home again. Heck, I don't blame him 'cause there ain't no place like Hickston.
Munday: Well, we crash-landed that UFO in the desert and Bubba says he wants to go home.
